A while ago I had the idea of starting a blog (Jeez, every time I type 'blog' I think of Californication) in the comments of someone else's blog. And then hoping for the parasite blog to become more popular than the host blog.
Two things are keeping me from doing that. First, I just don't have the balls. Even anonymously, on the internet. I am not proud of that. Second, I think my victim would most likely be a pussy with no sense of humor (no, not like me. I'm a pussy with a sense of humor) and would just delete it all. And that would make me sad.